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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, June 20, 1917"

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"I'm needed down my beat," I reply, and stalk on instantly, leaving a
sadly disillusioned man behind me.
I reach a queue outside a grocer's shop.
"There now," says a stout lady, "give 'er in charge."
The queue all speak at once.
"She's a 'oarder, she is. Got 'arf-a-pound o' sugar already in 'er
basket and only 'erself and 'er 'usband at 'ome, while I got five
kids."
A lady down the queue caps this with seven kids, and in the distance a
lady in a fur cap claims ten, and is at once engaged by her neighbours
in a bitter controversy as to whether three in France should count in
sugar buying.
All the time the hoarder stands with nose in the air, the picture of
lofty indifference.
Tact--tact--I remember the Inspector's advice.
"Excuse me, Madam," I say, "but in these times we all have to make
sacrifices. You already have sugar. Some of your friends have none.
Under the circumstances--"
Slowly the lady turns a withering eye on me. "I'll move nowhere no'ow
for nobody."
A lady in the background suggests that the female should be boiled in
a sugar-sack.


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