If we had 'em in
our choir, the Baptist folks might shut up their meetin'-house to
wunst."
ZIMMERMANN.--"When are we going to revive the Crook--did you ask? What
do we want to revive it for? Isn't the house full enough to-night to
satisfy anybody?"
FRIEND OF THE THEATRE--"To be sure it is. Stick to this sort of thing,
and you'll find it will pay better in the end than any amount of legs.
NIBLO'S is now a respectable theatre. Don't change it into an Anatomical
Museum."
MATADOR.
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[Illustration: AFTER THE BATTLE.
CARRYING OFF THE WOUNDED.]
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PUNCHINELLO CORRESPONDENCE
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.
_A Lover of Music._ Our street musicians are growing worse and worse.
There is a piper who infests the street in which I live, and sets my
nerves on edge with his horrible droning. What am I to do with him?
_Answer._ put him in the waste-piper basket.
_Aunt Carraway._ The preparatory schools about which you inquire have
nothing to do with the reformation of wicked parrots. If the language
made use of by your parrot is so dreadful that the cats have left the
house in consequence of it, we are afraid that the bird is past reform.
Try him with rats, and you may yet be renowned as the "female
Whittington of the period.
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